~enactment of a drama wilted bitch~

Thursday, January 29, 2004

.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

time flies without yOu by ma side. gOne were da days, ma illusions vague. unknOwn wif distressed emOtiOns i keep on tellin maself, to let yOu gO. da pillar dat gave me strength, ma miracle, ended leaVin a questiOn mark. i was blinded by yOu, love.. havin secOnd tots; maybe it was after all a bLessin in disguise. am secluded by everitin. all i want is to be with yOu;

memOries remain silent.

yOu're juz a fairytale dat happened to tag along. thanx fer droppin by... i'll be missin yOu.

~from love to love wif love~

.pinked pencil. 1:31 PM
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Tuesday, January 27, 2004

.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

ya sCent, ya eyes, ya smile..
eVeritin that captivates me..
it has always and will always be abOut you..

~if only you know~

.pinked pencil. 10:55 AM
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Monday, January 26, 2004

.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

aku ngah dok layan blues kat serambi kampong aku. tetiber jer aku nampak kambing clanz. pe lagik aku kaypoh2 ah pegi dekat jorang... aku dengar lah...



Kambingster : eh mael, ko ada nampak remy tak?
MaeL : mana aku tau dia gi mane?!? badan aku ngah gatal nie, ko gi lah carik kat tempat longkang nuh!



Amy : eh ko carik apa ni pat sini? kusyuk jer aku nenok?
Ruby: aku carik daddy lah. aku dengar2 kambingster tak puas hati ngan dia lah... uh uh



Kambingster : eh ruby! remy mana remy?! penat aku carik dia tau!
MaeL : ah ah lah! mana jantan pengecut tuh?! nama jer remy, busok punyer oLang!
ruby : eh rilek ah kek! ley bobal pe. apa lu kecoh lah!
Don : eh pe citer ni pekik2! pe mao bobal, rab sua lah! banyak aun lah lu orang!



LeaM : korang ni kecoh ah. tak abis lagik kape citer nie? rab pegi rab balik! tengok cam aku nie, solo jer! dok masjid lagik baik ah, tol!



Stoink : eh remy! jorang carik kau lah! jorang masih tak puas hati ngan kau! baik kau lari kalau tak mampOs kau! cam cakap nie skarang?
Remy : ah pedulik hape aku! biarlah jorang carik. kampong ni bukannya besar mana pon. aku dok sini layan rumput lagik best. gua tak goyang ah! heran tak heran!

ah begitu lah sketsa yang aku nampak time balik kampong tuari. kambing pon gengster siol!

.pinked pencil. 5:03 PM
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.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

am baCk, at last, fer goOd, i guess...

balik kampOng punyer cerita:

Departure : 21 Jan 2004, 2230hrs
Mode : Matrix 1.6
Destination : Kuala Linggi, Melaka
Arrival : 22 Jan 2004, 0215hrs

Day 1
~fatigue~
- balik kampong reminds me of yOu, da beginning of an uncertainty wer everitin went wrOng..
- was at da beach wif ma cuzzies and fam.
PROBLEM : didnt bring ma boardshorts
SOLUTION : terpaksa aku mandi laut stail minah benut ngan sluar panjang sebab sana kampOng.
ceH.. glamOur wa cakap lu!!

Day 2
~hyperaCtive~
- short walk to da beach early mOrnin wif ma cuzzies
- sempat naik kereta kuda sampai depan rumah, rental RM$25. bad experience, Lucy (nama sebenar kuda) berak depan aku!!! arrgghhh
- pm went jusco, shop fer groceries. malam BBQ pat kampong. gerek...

Day 3
~shagged~
SOS : saw a giant mosquito in da shower
SURVIVED : da min it flew into da toilet bowl, i flush it down da hole.. muehehhe
- went pasar malam. bought food fer kenduri after maghrib.
- watched teebee, took a nap

Check-out : 2350hrs
tOuched down : 0445hrs

~zonked~
- traffic jam at checkpoint earlier.

Back to werk on mOn.. i haf deadlines to meet.. laytah aite

.pinked pencil. 11:48 AM
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Thursday, January 22, 2004

.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

love me wen im gone, gonna miss U heaps .....takecare!

.pinked pencil. 4:43 AM
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Tuesday, January 20, 2004

.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

cant wait fer holz... been havin late nites and am all worn out. am in a torpid state, sumtimes i could get agitated by you, you and you!

was out wif pimp yest fer dinner at raffles city, "out of the pan", basement.. food's goOd, all crepes. had "fish masala" on wholemeal crepe. mild, almost perfect but filling. pimp had "beef and bell pepper" crepe, not as tasty as mine. a bit bland but OK. da dessert? we ordered "chocoholic", a scoop of choc icecream, almond flakes, whole walnuts, choc fudge and a touch of choc bits. it's a bit costly but superb... recommended

read que's blog. ya gals had a hard time calling fer cab yest? tell me abOut it... we got stranded in a long Q fer more than 45mins, cant get thru da cab operator's line. wen we got hold of dem, we waited like dummies fer da cab no., but ended up wif "sorry, no cab at da moment". waste ma time, waste ma bill. last resort, we took da train down to eunos and flag fer a cab. da rain was heavy and so was da traffic. i got home nearly 11pm, wot a ruff nite *sigh*

~ma luv fer u insatiable~

.pinked pencil. 10:19 AM
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Monday, January 19, 2004

.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

Alkisah.....

Seorang lelaki melayu ponteng sembahyang Jumaat. Sebaliknya dia masuk hutan untuk memburu beruang. Sedang dia terhendap2 di dalam semak, tiba2 dia berlanggar dengan seekor beruang.

Dia begitu terkejut sehingga senapangnya tercampak lalu tergelungsur ke dalam jurang. Dia pula tergolek ke arah lain, jatuh ke atas batu dan KRAKKKK! Kedua2 kakinya patah. Jangan risau .. ini bukanlah berita buruk ok. Ada lagi ..

Berita buruknya adalah beruang tadi terus menghambatnya, sedangkan dia dah tak boleh bergerak lagi.

"Ya Allah," doa lelaki tersebut,
"Ampunilah dosaku kerana ponteng sembahyang berjemaah pada hari Jumaat yang mulia ini .. Ampunilah aku ya Allah .. makbulkan hajat ku ini .. jadikanlah beruang yang memburuku Muslim yang beriman .. tolong ya Allah! Aminnn .."

Tiba2 guruh berdentum! Beruang tadi tiba2 terhenti betul2 di hadapan lelaki tadi.

Sambil menadah kedua2 kaki depannya ke langit .. beruang tersebut pun berdoa,
"Allahumma barik lana, fima razaktana, wa qina azabbannar. Amin!"

Beriman betul beruang tu...nak makan lelaki tu pun baca doa dulu... c",)

.pinked pencil. 1:02 PM
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Sunday, January 18, 2004

.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

was out wif pimp yest to BODY WORLDS exhibition. entrance fee is $18 fer adult. kinda expensive but it's wOrth da mOney i guess fer peeps who's into anatomy. cant believe dat these peepz actually disect human beings. brutal viOlations of human rights! it's real ok, i could even smell dead bodies all over da exhibition centre. i felt like puking wen i saw da displays. it was pimp's idea to go der, he even bought da DVD to know more about da human bOdies. overall da tour was errmmm GROSS, frankly speaking.. hehe peaCe

after dat we went to John Little warehouse sale. it's on, btwn 15-18 Jan, at singapore expo (tanah merah). today's da last day so hurry down if ya wanna do sum shopping. got maself a bolster, a blusher and a set of towel. da temp to shop more is der but i promised maself to shop fer ma "needs" ONLY. spare da tots fer pimp cos he's paying;
how considerate

sundae, time fer me to rest. got to get ma wardrobe ready fer werk tomorrow. maybe am doing sum shopping wif mama laytah... i need help wif da ironing, please.

.pinked pencil. 12:12 PM
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Friday, January 16, 2004

.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

haf not been blogging fer days. notin new. juz feeling groggy aye. muz be da green-t.. overdose. left pap's sean cd running on ma pc, still trying to figure out wot he's blabbering. *duh* dutty aye, dutty yO.. wat makes go so den.. soden soden..

was out in chinatown to run ma errands earlier. damn hectic siak der! new year's cummin, these cina all go suping. traffic jam everywer. i coulnt even flag a cab! ceH! while walking back to office i saw students everywer... i think dey were all out fer excursion or sumtin. hmm it's only d beginning of d year, wot d heLL were dey dOin der? i neva recall goin CBD area fer excursions wen i was (err... past tense mah, correct oh not?) young.. wots d history here in raffles place??? raffles gOt circumcised?? yO yO by... yeah yeah gal...

~mi know yuh kinda cute bwOy can yuh do di wuk~

.pinked pencil. 4:30 PM
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Tuesday, January 13, 2004

.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

juz got back from ma smOko session. am exhausted after a hard day's job.. yeah yeah, complaints complaints.. it's only 6.10pm!~ 20mins more and i'm outta here. bet pimp's gonna say,"Kerja ofis, hari2 duduk kat tempat aircond, pun complain penat". aku penat ngadap kompinter lah... havent had enuff of ma beauty sleep. countdown to ma payday, am almost dry... uwaaaaa... wen da day comes, i got to settle ma bills, after dat back to squaRe one. any donations from kind-hearted souls here??? *siGh* wen will i eva get rich? Estupido.. fuck da bank fer paying me so little!

mie, you came back. hehe, tot you're applying for PR in bali. had fun eh? didnt know my sayang's in your "big excursion". still waitin fer his call. haha skali sangkut ngan minah indon baru padan ngan muka dia.

eh dub, met zhihong in da lift juz now. he's commenting 'bout your make-up.. hahha shhh.... he said you've changed, he couldnt even recognise you c",)

galz, wots da silence all about? pick up da fone and call lah, at least i know you're ALIVE... so wots da latest news in town?

.pinked pencil. 6:10 PM
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.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

1. Never walk without a document in your hands

People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the canteen. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.
~ smoke break, bring shorthand pad. wot u see, u jot down. dats d whole idea of blogging...

2. Use computers to look busy

Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they're not bad either. When you get caught by your boss - and you *will* get caught -- your best defense is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training expenses.
~ excellent. i always do dat, sit in front of ma pc and open ma blogby.. mueheheh

3. Messy desk

Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your desk, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.
~ mine's messy! shows dat i'm multi-tasking

4. Voice Mail

Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just because they want to give you something for nothing - they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That's no way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they're not there - it looks like you're hardworking and conscientious even though you're being a devious weasel.
~ lucky ma fOne has caller-ID

5. Looking Impatient and Annoyed

Always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.
~ attitude. i liKe..

6. Leave the office late

Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read but have no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on your way out. Send important emails at unearthly hours (e.g. 9:35pm, 7:05am, etc.) and during public holidays.
~ dont be stoOpid. i'd rather go shopping

7. Creative Sighing for Effect

Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.
~ i snap at peepz..

8. Stacking Strategy

It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).
~ ma diCt always comes in handy

9. Build Vocabulary

Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember: They don't have to understand what you say, but you will sound impressive.
~ impressive. try talking "html" to ya boss!

10. Have 2 Jackets

If you work in a big open plan office, always leave a spare jacket draped over the back of your seat. This gives the impression that you are still on the premises. The second jacket should be worn while swanning around elsewhere
~ in case da off's aircond's toO cold, wear both..

11. MOST IMPORTANT:

DON'T forward this to your boss by mistake
~ i dont.. post it on ya blogs. bosses cOuld read this by mistake. wOrldwide sumOre..

.pinked pencil. 12:16 PM
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Friday, January 09, 2004

.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

was lost sumwer in ma wOrld earlier. kept sighing da whole day at werk. ma jOb scope's expanding and i got a whole pile of filing to do. evasince towkay left, i haf no interest in completing ma daily routine. everitin slackened; he's ma mentor... still

hey it's fridae gal.. chillz.. duH!

am exhausted. ma tots, incoherent ramblings.

all i need is a hot shower and good scrub on ma back. cant wait to get home c",)
took a nap while smOkin ma life away...

~stop biting aye~

.pinked pencil. 4:38 PM
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Thursday, January 08, 2004

.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

yOu did it again. yOu neva changed. i hate wakin up in da middle of da nite listenin to yOur craps. worst still, i hate yOu. yOu loved me once, yOu left me... yOu came back. am not at all interested. why do yOu haf to bug me all da time??? i put up wif yOu nOnsence before. am not returning dos memOries to yOu. yOu're a fake. yOu're a jeRk. yOu're an ASSHOLE. get out of ma life. i dont wanna see yOu eva again. please shut da door. dont look back cos am mOvin on...

~manic depressiOn cuts in ma sOul~

.pinked pencil. 2:59 PM
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Wednesday, January 07, 2004

.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

met up wif papi yest after weRk. went eSplaNade fer a couple of drinks and we chatted and sang like nobody's biz. haha miSsed dos times, so wen's our next duet album gonna be?? hip-hOp to da raWk ah... gua rawk menten per... muehehehhe. I ended up reaching home juz before midnite. am sOooOo tired. blame it on dat cOw fer me not havin enuff sleep... ceH

haf yet to upload a couple of pics but ma brain's not funCtioning... teChnical errOr. it should be up by tomorrow... hopefully.

~..eya papi, ya features reminds me of ma uNc..~

da munChies

da supplement

da jOurney

.pinked pencil. 12:14 PM
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Tuesday, January 06, 2004

.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

was supos to sleep early last nite but I ended up hogging on da fone wif ma first luv. Junkie called home yest, not to get fresh ya, but to listen to his yadaa yadey.. as usual (speak of da deViL..) *hiKs* was sad to see him down again. Hey I made time to listen ya fairytale. *hugZ* things are gonna be okie aite. Chill, juz hope fer da betta. Woteva it is, jangan samakan story cinta aku dengan dia. Hehe.. I know ya love her more. Its goOd dat ya treasure "loveships" now. Hang in der c",)

Hmm am subdued by ma moOds, foreva. Not bcOs of PMS; da blues are over finally so lezzie, it's yOur turn now. Juz pop da pills before ya get cranky about it.

Oh ya, papi sms me last weekend and he commented da mOvie "School of Rock" AWESOME. Should wOc. So who's dating me out fer a mOvie?

P/S : I juz brOke da rule :P
Ma hp's back frOm da dead. Buy 4D lah, you might get lucky #2214#

kau tau aku tau kau tak suka aku...

~ya sCent still lingers in me~

.pinked pencil. 10:17 AM
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Monday, January 05, 2004

.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order,spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table..

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said,
"Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

~mOnday blues~

.pinked pencil. 10:08 AM
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Saturday, January 03, 2004

.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

a tribute to Cobain...

We passed upon the stairs, we spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there, he said I was his friend
Which came as I surprise, I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone, a long long time ago

Oh no, not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With a man who sold the world

I laughed and shook his hand, I made my way back home
I searched for form and land, for years and years I roamed
I gazed a gazley stare, we lost a million years
We must have died alone, along long time ago

Who knows, not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With a man who sold the world

Who knows, not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With a man who sold the world


::da sOng wiC brOught me memOries of him::

~king JeRemy da wiCked~
~Queen weewit da sLekeH~

.pinked pencil. 11:04 PM
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Friday, January 02, 2004

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It's da 2nd day of new yeaR and am still in holz moOd. School reopens today, da trains packed as usual, everyOne's rushin to werk. Bro's got a partime job wif frens. Not sure wot kinda werk, it's sumwer behind Murata factOry, 8.30am - 5.30pm. Hmm at least they haf sumtin to do while waitin fer thier 'O's results.

Been trying to keep ma blogby "clean". Lotsa erros in the URL. Villagephoto's down so I switched to sum other hosts, crossing ma fingers hoping ma pics will reappear. Exceeded ma daily limit lah, duh.. pics all gone...

Didnt do much at werk, it's fridae ya knoe. Filings to clear, need to do a little springcleaning, ma desk's in a mess! Auditors coming down this Mon, fretty told us to be *alert*.. ceH

No planz dis weekend. Feel like homing wif fam. Got to be "goOd" cos I juz lost ma credit card. Pa's gonna get mad...

~dis weeK'z offerz~
1. Pokka green-T selling 2 pet bottles at $1.70
2. 20% off on cosmetics in watsOn's.. your persOnal store

am miSsin ya again and again

.pinked pencil. 4:00 PM
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Thursday, January 01, 2004

.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.

Da outing was fun... BFD was farkin packed last nite compared to the year befOre.

went over to gaz's place first fer "warm-up session" befOre aLong came down and pick us wif his truck. told ma sayang to reserve seats fer us but toO bad he couldnt hold da table fer long cos da crOwd was oVerwhelming. we had nO choice but to sit near da kitchen. sorry guys...

my cuzzies & fwens jOined to make da party "happeNin". aida, duB & ska were der toO, all bitching away. had a couple of beers and brOught along ma wine & JD to tOast by da beach. haha duB was a bit high last nite, should haf recOrded your craps gal. you and your bLack cat. eh i heard dat cheapO is bad fer your kidney, serious... so cut down aite!

party ended at 3am. went over pimp's place fer the nite. guess this year's celebration was indeed a "decent" one cos i didnt even get high or drunk... wOrst still... hOrny *OucH*... muehehheheh

~o~
u shOuld come and jOin us u knoe... uhh...
did i get hOrny last nite hun??

.pinked pencil. 11:09 PM
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.shay annaxon.
crab sign who is barely 18
emotional attitude mood-swinger bitch
ranked a crazy vain pot
in lovenest wif her pimp
whose dotes on family
topped off a pampered daughter
~married but available~


.myths.
impressions that last will be loved
women's best tears are diamonds
shopping has always been a passion
aromatherapy soothes the mind
beauty never fails a digital camera
pink is out-of-fashion
rock never dies

~denotes the butterfly effect~

~shared confessions~

aiman|| aishah|| ann|| arieS|| cikinaT|| crab|| crabJR|| deeanna|| dubbie|| dwan|| esque|| fad|| ggi|| iszzie|| janesquire|| jenny|| lezzie|| mat lanon|| mie|| ninie|| nouf|| peachy|| pinkphat|| pinkyrin|| rbw|| ska|| sue|| sugababe|| twinkz|| yatikus||

.current mode.

.current flavor.

.current prints.

.her gallery. raya haji 2006 countdown fisherman's village yok jalan raya aidilfitri morning jog weddings yanz's chalet mini race bintan chicken run bday peeps mothers' day changi beach kempas 210105 liza's wedding boogie nite motor race raya 2004 deeparaya balik kampong sungei buloh johore bahru reunion dinner private partee may day ladies nite festival layang2 alin's bday new year 2004 anik's engagement yahoo album