Friday, April 30, 2004
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i didnt realise ma spendings until... err i couldnt help it but then... it juz happened only... i shouldnt haf but still... it's in ma passion *slaps hard on da head*
aCCessories
2 925 rings (juz bcos i lost one in Genting, i bought 2 to compensate ma.. wants)
2 pairs of earrings
1 bangle-like chain wif pink rings
cLothes
a black floral-printed skirt (wif a ribbon on da waist, i find it cute)
a hipster office pants (feeling seXy)
shoes
all new.. havent even
walk dem around.
i still haf another pair but didnt manage to line dem up last nite for
"studio session" cos i left dem in da office.. ma shoe cupboard's running out of space. shall i offer a garage sale? nat, i bought da same shoe as yers.. couldnt help it lar.. hehe
bag
i dont haf a white tote so i bought this from mangO.. and it's affordable too
overall, maintenance not cheap ley..
i know pimp, ur speechless..
.pinked pencil.
12:58 PM
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after much tots i decided to skip class last nite. dun ask me why, ma mind had been totally shut. all i could think of was retail therapy. had dinner at hOuse of sundanese, pimp's hotspot. he really know how to
turn-on a dead fish...
the dead fish
kiss kiss.. muaCksss
sadism
i really pitied da fish..uhh.. but it was too *burps* tasty
aye pimp, i tink da fish looks good on you. ever fantasize about marrying a mermaid?? or juz a quickie, no serious relationships involved...
am still cravin fer waffles..
.pinked pencil.
11:26 AM
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Thursday, April 29, 2004
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time really flies.. it's fridae tomorrow, and on sat it's a brand new month but still ma routine's gonna be da same. ceH
went movie rallies wif pimp yest. it's my first time watching 3 shows in 1/2day. gawd.. we simply had nothing to do.. yeah it's been a while so we need to catch up wots in town.
*movie ratings*
Starsky & Hutch
hillarious... i love Owen Wilson!!
Dawn of the Dead
dead... all dead.. wot an ending!
50 First Dates
must see show! funny & romantic in a sense. touched ma heart, err i mean ma titties.
and today i haf class to attend. i'm contemplating... seems like pimp's a bit worried if i skip class today. duh! having a lecturer like that, i'd rather go home and sleep. *yawn*
forever i'm sitting on da fence.. neX time i sit on you!
.pinked pencil.
4:31 PM
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Wednesday, April 28, 2004
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yer ignorance violated ma peaCe. am pessimistic by crowds, by
you.. incubus; redundancy... it's making me weary.
pimp's back homeland.. finally
.pinked pencil.
9:48 AM
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Monday, April 26, 2004
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disappointment..
u shouldnt haf done u wouldnt haf done u couldnt haf done da things u did dat...
suddenly i know i'm not sleeping.. hello.. i'm still here all dat's left of yesterday
~am rutted by you~
.pinked pencil.
2:59 PM
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let me see.. haf not been blogging fer days and yeah sorry peepz if i've not been taggin yer. trying to cut down on ma bloghopping at werk eversince i switched to winXP, due to security reasons heLL yeah. and wen am home, am juz toO tired to go online
da week's been hectic.. lots of stories to
blogblurt but ma mind was in such a whirl that i could hardly compose ma tots.
maybe a quick one...
wednesdae
went dblO wif sarah to check out da Carlsberg Euro Best Fan Contest (woteva u call it). it was ladees' nite and da floor was a bit crowded. from wot i can see da whole place was full of
ah-lians better known as aliens.. it's been a while since i last partied. had a couple of drinks and headed home by 1.30am.
thursdae
nothing new, couldnt wake up fer werk as usual. evening, dragged ma feet to skewL.
fridae
had dept dinner after werk at Jumbo Seafood, east coast. food was good, couldnt get enuff... yum yum. i skipped lunch juz fer dat but i didnt eat much cos i got no appetite. after dinner we went to Haagen Daaz wer i had my cool oasis. got a ride from fretty to mumsy's place. had to drop sumthing before going home *yawn*
saturdae
supposed to attend training at werk but i was too sleepy so i snored till 12pm. went JB wif fam; ended up buying another pair of shoe *shake head, shake belly, shake bon bon*.. dinner, danga bay.
sundae
woke up late, juz in time fer hindustan. i was clearing ma wardrobe while wOtching tv wen
pimped pimp called. was happy to hear from him. hopefully he'll come home tomorrow. afternoon, out wif lezzie fer coffee and shopped fer toiletries..
and here i am again at werk, trying to keep maself bz... ya know wot, am still moodless. muz be PMS... muz be werk... muz be YOU! try cracking a joke, i mite laff..
~i reach fer yOu~
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10:12 AM
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Friday, April 23, 2004
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i'll be dreaming my dreams with you..
and there's no other place that i'd lay down my face...
i'll be dreaming my dreams with you..
~neva frown, even wen ur sad, bcOs you neva know who's fallin in love with ur smile~
.pinked pencil.
2:32 PM
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Wednesday, April 21, 2004
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wer were u wen i needed most???
does it
really matter wen ur here???
~empty~
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12:31 PM
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Tuesday, April 20, 2004
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i love da way you smile wen i look in your eyes
i love da way you laugh wen i try to be funny
and how da tears roll down your face
wen i say no one could ever take your place
cos
baby wen you sleep i watch you breathing
baby wen you dream i dream wif you
cos everywer you are is wer i want to be
it's true...
everything you do makes me know how much i love you
da way you touch ma lips right after every kiss
and softly whisper dat i'm your everything
da way you pray our love won't die
every night just before you close your eyes
and i believe sum things are meant to be
sure as there is love yours was meant fer me
.pinked pencil.
10:29 AM
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Monday, April 19, 2004
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managed to rest well last weekend, still.. couldnt get enuff of ma beauty sleep; simply doin nothin but watched tv and painted nails wif ICI dulux. went to dub's plc yest, gangbang. muehehehe tanx gerl for da
hospitality.. yer room was worst den disco, very
smOky... *coughs*
and today i shall drag ma feet to skewL...
~am missin you badly..~
.pinked pencil.
4:07 PM
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Thursday, April 15, 2004
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juz got ma pc upgraded yest at office... from winNT to winXP... woOohOOooOo.. but den again ders restrictions to most sites.. heLL yeah.. haf not been bloghopping.. *siGh* toO shaybOk arrr.. catch up wif ya'll wen am home c",)
cant
bitch much at werk..
bought 2CDs of RainbOw during lunchie... dat'll keep me occupied fer quite sum time.
oh mannnn... i fergot... ma CD playa's missin... hehehe
lagoO mistreated
live power nak mampOs ahhhhhh!!!! terpegOn aku sekejap.
too bad i cant blast da voLume..
signed
rawk menten
~weewit~
wet or dry. new or worn. it keeps gripping...
~yeah baby~
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2:48 PM
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Wednesday, April 14, 2004
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SEPERTI YANG TELAH DICERITAKAN KEPADA SAYA ALKISAHNYA
Mengisahkan berkenaan seorang peniaga Nasi Lemak di Kampong Baru, kedai makannya sungguh laku dan pelanggan setiap hari memenuhi kedainya untuk mendapatkan nasi lemak setiap hari. Menurut beliau, resepi sambal keluarga turun-temurun merupakan strategi utama menyebabkan nasi lemak beliau laris.
Tanpa pengetahuan orang ramai, rupa-rupanya "resepi rahsia" yang dimaksudkan itu ialah bangkai ular yang digunakan sebagai pelaris untuk menyedapkan nasi lemak beliau. Bangkai ular berkenaan diwapkan didalam periuk nasi lemaknya menggantikan daun pandan. Setelah lama mengaut keuntungan hasil menipu orang ramai, Kak Kiah (nama betulnya perlu dirahsiakan) bercadang untuk menunaikan umrah di Mekah menggunakan hasil perniagaan beliau.
Pada malam sebelum beliau bertolak ke Jeddah, anak sulongnya menyatakan bahawa ibunya meraung-raung kepanasan walhal malam itu hujan renyai-renyai diluar. Setelah tidak tahu untuk berbuat apa-apa, maka beliau memanggil orang kampung termasuklah saya (penulis) ke rumah untuk membantu. Kalau nak diikutkan pengalaman saya, hanyalah sedikit sahaja dalam ilmu perubatan ini.
Saya sampai kira-kira jam 10.30 malam, ketika itu hujan renyai masih belum berhenti di sambut pula dengan raungan Kak Kiah yang semakin kuat. Saya selawat tiga kali sebelum melangkah masuk ke rumah 2 tingkat
Lorong Raja Muda itu dan memberi salam. Jiran-jiran sudah ramai menunggu di dalam.
Kak Kiah berada ditengah dengan 6 orang lelaki memegang tangan dan kaki beliau. Saya mengambil tempat dikepalanya dan melihat badannya berpeluh- peluh manakala kulitnya seperti hendak menggelupas. Saya meminta air masak, sebiji telur, santan kelapa dan ikan bilis daripada anak lelakinya. Ianya tidak menjadi masalah kerana merupakan bahan yang digunakan seharian.
Saya gelekkan telur pada permukaan dahinya, raungan Kak Kiah semakin kuat dan nyatanya beliau sungguh marah. sungguh terkejut saya apabila beliau menjelirkan lidahnya lalu terkeluar lidah yang bercabang seperti ular.
Tanpa membuang masa saya menaburkan ikan bilis ke atas badannya lalu dicurahkan dengan air masak, rontaan Kak Kiah semakin kuat, kulitnya mengelupas dan bersisik lagi busuk. Lalu saya minta anak lelakinya mencurahkan santan ke badannya, Kak Kiah menjerit kuat dan meronta-ronta.
Pada ketika itu seluruh badannya mengeluarkan asap, begitu juga daripada bawah tilamnya. Bau yang busuk tadi telah berganti bau wangi umpama lemak yang datang daripada bawah tilam. Saya arahkan jiran-jiran mengangkat tilam berkenaan.
Alangkah terkejutnya saya apabila mendapati dibawah tilam beliau, penuh dengan ...................................................
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Nasi Lemak...
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Dah! Pergi buat keje tu haa ....
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Asyik dok menangok depan computer je....
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12:04 PM
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Tuesday, April 13, 2004
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today i woke up feelin sleepy. dragged ma feet to werk and skewL. der goes ma daily routine again... *siGh* after a week-break i still couldnt get enuff of ma beauty sleep.
went fer a short holz wif fam last weekend. pimp tagged along.. it was his 1st time in genting highlands. trip was a disappointment cos da hotels were all fully booked. it was a last min thing so pa tot by walkin in like a star, dey could hold a room speacially fer
datuk & datin cHup. we ended up at ria apartments, black market lah wot else. place was damn fucked up. horrible! dats it, neXt trip am gonna do da booking maself, wouldnt wanna wait fer
datuk cHup's green light.
notin much to do in genting. eat eating ate eaten.. dinner at kampong restaurant was splendid. after dat pimp, bro and me went fer a short walk to first wOrld plaza in wic we ended up.. shopping. shant elaborate more on dat. ma credit's shrinking!!!
next day we were tortured to rise early fer mornin eXercise. after burnin out da eXtra cals, again we had a heaRty bfast. i tink i've put on extra kilos
before,
during and
after da trip. worst of all i had constipation throughout... indigestion everytime i travel :P back to da story.. by 1200hrs we headed fer KL. da weather was another torture. da heat was so intense dat ma lips chapped. visited ma cuz in rawang. den we went off to bt bintang. i was tempted to shop but refrained maself from doing so. another alternative was to "window shopping". dats ma retail therapy after exams.
left fer JB at 2030hrs. stopped fer supper at
singgah selalu, danga baY. from day 1 to day 2 pimp kept bumping into his frens in m'sia. seems like his frens are scattered wOrldwide, isLandwide, gLobalwide, everywerwide.. wonder if he has frens in sOmalia.. 0200hrs, checked in yishun hotel.. wer i got to sleep in ma own bed at last.
der.. updated ma blog. now am out fer lunch.
pimp's gonna be away fer quite a while... kinda quiet in here...
sex me up pLease
.pinked pencil.
11:56 AM
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Monday, April 12, 2004
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am back... to werk.. at last.
updateS?? laytah.. let me settle maself in ma cOsy cubicLe. *woOshaa*
in da meantime.. fer yer reading pLeasure.. uhh
HUSBAND MART
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
"Floor 1 - These men have jobs."
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's
further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
"Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids."
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
"Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking."
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
"Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework."
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
"Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
"Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day!"
wahahahhah!!! i tink sO toO...
~shaY~
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10:33 AM
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Wednesday, April 07, 2004
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In LIFE, LOVE is NEVER planned nor does it happen for a reason.
But when the LOVE is REAL, it becomes your PLAN for LIFE and your REASON for LIVING!
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, "I love you", mean it.
FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mista ke, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
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11:49 AM
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Friday, April 02, 2004
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last nite my bro and i were watching holland V in ma room. i kept telling him to buzz off cos i wanted to sleep. he wouldnt move an inch at all juz bcos i had da aircond on. after da drama ended, i switched off da tv and da aircond, but he insisted on
leaving staying. i went to da window and lighted my ciggie, only then he fucked off complaining,
"Oui, bau lah.." haha dat would do da trick. but he left ma bedroom door open while i was puffing...
cheebye.. uhh..
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11:14 AM
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