Monday, May 31, 2004
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i woke up wif no hangOvers but nitemares.. tinking of ma hp, drowning in da drain, sinking.. gasping fer air.. heLp!!
shits do happen, anywer, anytime, without faiL. err does that mean i can resort to buying a new fone hunny??
..compensate.. woOshaaa..
the bday brats
da weekends always got burnt in a flash.. i need rest!
.pinked pencil.
9:31 AM
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Sunday, May 30, 2004
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i juz got home after a long nitez out. actually i couldnt compose maself to blog *scratch head*
i had fucking good time yest at china bar. yeah we celebrated pimp's bday there, and the crowd was awesome. didnt expect his whole bunch of friends to come down, congesting da entrance.
met up wif a few of my frens too! dub wif her bunz, and ma cuzzie and gaz, and twinkz and tybaltz and RBW and ninie and bla bla bla... him singing on stage, i love you john!! jugs of erdinger, bartop danCing.. great, it was juz great. too bad ma other gerlfrens couldnt join us. u missed da fun!
on top of dat, da party turned out to be a nightmare fer me! shit happened yeah..
1. dropped ma beloved hp in da toilet! fuck! and now it went blank wen i try to on it.
2. got stubbed by rok's ciggie over ma tummy. fer sure it's gonna leave a scar!
3. da waiter almost lost ma card at da bar. not again..
4. chipped ma nail color.
5. flung ma hp in da van wen pimp's cuzzie jammed brake; damages done ma batt flew off and got stuck in between da door. i almost lost it.
wot a nite! now i got to make do without ma hp. da repair's not gonna be cheap ley. anyway pimp really looked silly wen he's almost pissed.. wahahahha he really enjoyed da bash. and now we're gonna retreat fer bed.
.pinked pencil.
6:23 PM
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Saturday, May 29, 2004
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it's your birthday!!
be as
embarrassing as you want!

may this day bring you sweet moments

and may you know how very, very much you're loved
nice butt!!
.pinked pencil.
10:48 AM
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Thursday, May 27, 2004
.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.
deep inside, lies a fuming rage. unidentified. lost within soul.. abandoned.
~i fear to falling asleep~
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4:42 PM
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Tuesday, May 25, 2004
.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.
why think wen you dont even bother.
.pinked pencil.
12:35 PM
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.her faculty for composing words of wisdom.
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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11:30 AM
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Friday, May 21, 2004
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juz got home from seXercise. today's class was fun, it was like military training, wif da pushing and all. couldnt help but laff at our stOopid moves. yeah we were more to cabaret dancers, not aerobic hamsters.
wers everyone wen i'm online? nOone.. sleepy pigs

dub thanx fer da lift. i haf confidence in you. next time we rally; you ride, i drive
am going to rejuvenate maself and so tomorrow i shall rot at home..
.pinked pencil.
11:55 PM
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sad to say... i broke ma jade bangle, again.. due to overwhelming emotional effects.
i want ma charm back.. *sObs*
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10:46 AM
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Wednesday, May 19, 2004
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check it out, ma new template. actually i was bored after werk yest so i tried to change ma skin. well it took me 1/2hr to complete almost everitin. yeah waitin fer you was such a pain. you were lucky i didnt blabber.
i really had no idea wot ma skin concept is. diSco? aint me anyway. cabaret? yes maybe. still i prefer chilling out in pubs, live band, cold beer, spaghetti straps 3quarts & slippers... it's juz another skin so i decided to put up some silly pics of mine.
.pinked pencil.
9:06 AM
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Saturday, May 15, 2004
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ma imagination ran wild last nite. intolerance. judgemental. untold disorder of
larity clarity. benevolence.. treat me like a princess and you haf it all. priority..
da untold story lies beneath da moon. crumbs of life, purely invasion. intense perpetuity makes me numb.
~wot nonsense~
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7:56 PM
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Thursday, May 13, 2004
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da problem wif me getting bored easily in da office is bcOs i got no werk.. even if there is job in hand, i'd clear it in a flash. sometimes i find dat da clock's ticking really fucking slow. i could have died of boredom.. yet am still alive.
and yeah am going to skewL..
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5:56 PM
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Tuesday, May 11, 2004
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u haf a choice to understand, or not. consensus, blank. i utter noone. i demur your ways. at times i couldnt catch up. perseverance. betta still, silence.. killing me softly. you rambled too much. dont you think so?
~ma patience can turn out to be uGLy~
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5:46 PM
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Thursday, May 06, 2004
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class was so dragging dat everyone started to do their own business.. and i left early too cos i couldnt stand da boredom.
see.. i told ya da lecturer was fucken boring
i survived da day wif these..
~and i shall make maself invisible tomorrow~
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11:23 PM
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Wednesday, May 05, 2004
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guess wot... am still in da office. fer fuCk?! yeah am stuck here waitin fer you
tried changing ma template earlier. running out of ideas, da skins are too err boring? hands-on frontpage, didnt help much either. i tink i'll stick to ma current skin.
went to tekka yest to eat
thosei. yummylicious. wen placing order, i kept on asking da wrong peepz. wot do you expect, everyone looked identical. if i had not known pimp, i would haf mistaken him fer
mamak taking orders. imagine him wearing sarong... hahah yeah, yest was a "
slow" day fer me. beH-Lo lah..
pimp bought a new phone. been wanting to switch mine to dat. too bad, he got it first. it's ok, i wont be changing mine till.. perhaps year end??? like real. i dont even haf da money to pay fer ma school fees if i quit ma job. i'll manage... i think i'll stay put here till ma hair gets grey...
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7:19 PM
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SIGNS OF DRUG ABUSE
If you notice these signs, the person may be suffering from a drug-related problems:
1. Redness of eyes (and wearing of sunglasses to disguise this)
2. Constant runny nose and teary eyes
3. Sudden mood changes
4. Unexplained absenteeism at school and work
- Change in personal behaviour
- Sloppiness
- Listlessness
- Anti-social behaviour
- Anxiety
- Nausea
- Stealing
- Loss of appetite
i fell into
ALL of da categories above..
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11:13 AM
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Sunday, May 02, 2004
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juz came back from party last nite... was invited to jason's yacht fer bbq at raffles marina.
i fell in love with da boat, simply gorgeOus. da atmostphere was peaceful.. no traffic, juz boats and da sea.. gawd i miss bintan!!! fer da first time i saw lotsa jellyfish at da yard; and fishes too. started off wif a couple of drinks and bbqued food before we left fer zouk laytah. see
pics
ok dis is ma first time at zouk, was a little bit excited tho... but den i was prepared fer da worst. yeah yeah i dun really listen to house music, juz not ma cup of tea. i tried to blend wif da crowds, went wif da flow, but i juz couldnt move ma body to da beat. room full of gays, very unsightly. realised i was bored throughout da party.. i drank, trying very hard to get high, didnt werk. neX time please party wer ders live band... we didnt stay long cos some of us were feeling restless. went back to da yard, wer jack spinned fer da nite.
i was already tired wen we got back. da rest of da guys?? hyperactive all da way till sunrise. i couldnt be bothered so i spent ma time in da cabin. tried to sleep but da music was too loud. now dat i've reached home, i cant wait to snuggle in ma own bed. before dat, i need to fill ma tank, am hungry..
.pinked pencil.
10:55 AM
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